then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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