I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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