Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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