I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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