Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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