Dual....:-)
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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