hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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