so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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