yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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