i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
i out mim tonsoeep
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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