i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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