The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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