that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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