I think my vagina is haunted
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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