Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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