Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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