we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
