My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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