you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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