yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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