great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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