I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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