I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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