eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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