me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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