no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
