found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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