i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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