I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Who died my cat blue again?
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