I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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