I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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