I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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