There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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