Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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