Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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