I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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