Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
