The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
It's blow job season.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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