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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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