Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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