He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
how does that bad decision feel?
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