After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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