It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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