He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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