If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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