Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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