...so i touched it.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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