I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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