you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
