I need help removing her.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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