It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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