and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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