cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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