i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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